COVID-19 is changing almost everything, including how we talk.
Here’s The Official #WorkingSane COVID-19 Glossary.
Your challenge is to use at least one of these words today in a conversation. With a straight face. Uber cool points for no explanation afterward.
COVID-19 Glossary
01: Zumping
You guessed it: Breaking up via ZOOM. Yeah, it’s actually a thing. Zoom + dumping is now zumping. Be gentle.
02: Doomscrolling
The act of mindlessly scrolling through the news about the depressing state of the world for hours on end.
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03: Maskie
A selfie with your mask. It’s all about smiling with your eyes. Hey, how about Maskie 2020, an online virtual beauty pageant for guys and girls––with prizes? LOL, you saw it here first.
04: Quarantini
What people drink during virtual happy hours on ZOOM. Got a recipe?
05: Zoombombing
Invading a ZOOM meeting uninvited. Check out our “ZOOM Mini-Guide” to keep your meetings safe.
06: Coronnial
In nine months, we will welcome a new generation: Coronnials, the children of the lockdown.
07: Covidiot
People who still aren’t washing their hands, and get offended when asked to scoot back in grocery line.
Got a favorite word? Reply so we can add it to our glossary…